Nanobakers Oy

Attention, curious humans and overzealous sales bots! 🤖✨

Nanobakers Oy is not your average company - we're like a digital hermit crab, happily tucked away in our corporate shell! We're so inactive, we make sloths look like Olympic sprinters. 🦥💨

Current status:

• ✋ Not selling anything (except maybe dreams and dad jokes)
• 🏢 No offices (our HQ is wherever our imaginations take us!)
• 👥 No employees (unless you count the dust bunnies)

So, dear persistent sales folks, before you try to pitch us your revolutionary stapler or life-changing coffee machine, remember: we're about as reachable as a unicorn riding a hoverboard over a rainbow! 🦄🌈

Save your energy for companies that actually exist in the physical realm. We're too busy doing absolutely nothing to buy your stuff!

Remember, in the grand algorithm of life, sometimes the most productive thing you can do is... well, nothing at all! 😎🎉

Nanobakers Oy: Baking up precisely zero nanos since... whenever!